CoolMatt

joined 1 year ago
[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven't thought of it

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's breast. Leg is dark.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

In my city there is a very popular good samaritan trap on the main drag into town, and I am waiting for the day something nasty happens at that particular parking lot entrance, so then they maybe redesign that section of the street or something.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

And a nearly twice as tall 3 year old

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Sounds like something out of an earlier Simpsons episode

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or not to late...

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, it's 7, 2, 3

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Not being 14 doesn't make it not true

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Why does someone who doesn't have access to my apartment building mailbox come drop amazon packages in the lobby, instead of a canada post worker who can leave it in a drop box in the mail room and put the key in my mailbox?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

As a man with a rats nest of an ass, I will mever buy cheap toilet paper again.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

And they go good together

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