BlueHarvest

joined 1 year ago
[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I heard starting 9/19 hes allowed to sell. so, yeah, hes selling

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

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[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 82 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the "beetlejuice handy" under a blanket

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"in 50yrs, who will care?"

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

sounds like the name of the right wing 'grindr' app

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

something not taught in school, but Iron Maiden taught me of Paschendale

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

if you eat it, you're gonna have a bad time

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 81 points 4 months ago (2 children)

what platform? they oficially havent had one since the 2020 election.

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit..

/s

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit..

/s

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

once. but it was so obviously a biased poll, in that they were asking very leading questions like "do you believe candidate X wants to destroy America and that candidate Y will protect the country?"... along those lines.

My sarcasm kicked in immediately and while it was 100% obvious what answer they wanted, I just gave them the exact opposite. The person calling was getting very frustrated and would even ask me follow ups like "really? you want candidate X to destroy the country?".

I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

no sir, i come to you with tears in my eyes , they were saying "boo-urns"

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