Blackout

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.social 29 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago

Not me, I went straight to Unmotivated Anarchy

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

Nothing good, nothing bad. Like Chernobyl

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 32 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My professional medical advice as a medicinal professional is to hey hey hey hey smoke weed every day

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

The soothing music of Robert Evans's nasally voice saying the word Raytheon

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I bet they are going to cancel Putin's Netflix account now. Could start WW3

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Sometimes the signs for bipolar disorder are in an easy to read bumper sticker format

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 90 points 9 months ago (11 children)

Humans get to slowly raise the temperature of the world over 100 years until it causes a mass extinction event. It's very effective.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] Blackout@kbin.social 53 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I asked AI to make an image of me as a woman but all it showed was a giraffe. At least I was a good looking giraffe 🦒

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 20 points 9 months ago

I was going to say this is a spaghetti western

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When I describe myself as a bottom it's typically to mean bottom of the barrel. Where all the scraps and juices live

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