BeardedSingleMalt

joined 1 year ago
[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 24 points 6 months ago

Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What. No. You don't say. Get right out of town!

#/S

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

There has been a remake stewing for years, starring Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This reminds me of that personal trainer fitbro a few years back who thought fat people were just lazy...so he stopped being a fitbro for 30 days to put on weight and spent the next several weeks going back to being a fitbro to show fat people that it's not that hard to lose weight and get into shape.

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 21 points 6 months ago

Why can't the millions of homeless people just take a break from being homeless and pop in and out of the doctor's office anytime they start feeling fatigued.

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 24 points 6 months ago

Someone known to be an absolute fraud in every aspect of their life claims he received zero dollars in donations?

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[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

$0 net or gross? Because if it's anything like a few shady "charities" they had several thousand dollars in gross donations, but after things administration expenses, and a litany of other "overhead" they netted absolutely 0 dollars.

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's require those stay-at-home-moms to get up before 8am and refrain from day-drinking white wine

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrfatB9IE8

My ex is a school teacher. She would be in tears at times because of all the "active shooter" drills they would have to go through. Where if there is an incident they have already planned the furniture that would be moved to block the door, and where to take shelter in the rooms to avoid gun fire from the hallways. But more importantly, the absolute shit-tier kids who are a huuuge pain in the ass, who find ways to get under their skins and always have an excuse why the rules don't apply to them trying to get away with anything. But even worse...their small-town wealthy over-entitled insufferable moms who think their precious little child is only getting bad grades because the teacher isn't good enough, and even though the kid dicks around in class on their phones all day never turns in homework and fails tests...the administration makes them adjust grades so the parents will stfu.

Yeah, let's add a gun to that scenario

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago

The Star Trek version of throwing a hot dog down a hallway

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago

Much like "Has a lot of DUIs" and "Never drinks and drives"

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