Ascrod

If you think one of the most dangerous and heavily guarded borders in the world is "open", I'd love to hear what you call our border with Canada and why more people aren't coming through there instead.

Actually, no, I don't care. You are wrong.

Kinky

It's not racist if it's self deprecating.

Shanksgiving came early this year

Ohio nazis?

I hate Ohio nazis.

If I had to pick a different state to live in, MN would be in my top three.

I'm a fan of good food, good beer, socialism, and cold weather. Minnesota seems to have all of those going for it.

A miserable pile of shecrets.

Doesn't he have better things to spend taxpayer money on, like maybe the power grid?

This smacks of "Build up your heat tolerance to prepare for global warming" and other nonsense.

The problems are all in our head, we'd be better if we just thinked better!

Edit: typo

As a Cincinnati chili enjoyer, the handful of Coney Island type places I've been to in Detroit were pretty good.

Haven't been up there in ages, I really should change that.