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Guess I know what documentary I’ll be watching in four years

You laugh now, but at least you could turn the dialogue up over the music by adjusting the balance. I’d almost take this over not being able to hear a damn thing anyone is saying in modern TV audio.

I wonder if this is how homes on mars and the moon might look someday.

Meta has a new plan

Let me stop you right there

I wish somebody would donate Microsoft to the recycle bin

“Hey I’m looking for the closest Starbucks, can you point me in the right direction?”

Now where the hell else am I going to pay $19 for a $2 toothbrush if they close them all

Buttholes: clinched

I’m not sure what you sent, all I see is a hotel lobby

Looks like a grand voyage to me

Narrator: They would not