Ack

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

Was he calling it “lube”?

Okay, that does make more sense.

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

I read somewhere that he made a few million on them. It blew me away. It does not compute.

This just feels wrong to me. Sometimes I forget how old I am and then something like this happens.

Oh god damn it, you totally got me!

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.

I had the same thought. It should be:

Won a golf game and they didn’t see me cheat?

Or maybe:

Won a golf game and they were too intimidated to complain when they saw me cheat?

Brain worms: The gift that keeps on giving!

“I have my own business! (MLM)”

Wow. That’s… I don’t even know. Funny? Sad? Ridiculous? Maybe all of the above.