AFreeLarryHoover

What about cyanide?

Looks nicer than my CyanogenMod tattoo

Plural, that’s wild.

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

“I won’t be back.”

Dogshit math, boy.

And the lord cummeth?

😮 a handshake

Could probably springboard off that one.

Wrong arm color.

So every billionaire’s “eccentric”?