21Cabbage

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[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Hell, an actually infinite amount of monkeys would produce the complete works of Shakespeare plus some originals in the same style in the exact amount of time it took to literally press the necessary buttons.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seriously? The bit from Dr.Strangelove? I mean, it's not terribly surprising anymore but I still wish we could get these fucks on some stupid theory that kills them more directly and immediately so they take less of the rest of us with them.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

One assumes still an improvement given that the default option was mauling.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I hate it only comes in black. One to match my tie-dye Crocs would be great.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

https://solefully.com/products/a-10-warthog-set-for-crocs is not a joke, hate the lack of brrt in the real one though

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

One assumes it's either customary or law not to ask if it's not relevant.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The combination of suppressor and grenade launcher is certainly a choice.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

At the very least I'm cool with not having her as my rep anymore, wish it was in a 'getting out of politics' context but I'll take what I can get.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 44 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If that isn't the dumbest thing I laugh at today it'll take something real impressive to beat it.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 60 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I was hospitalized for a seizure recently and the nurse ended up going and grabbing me a little silicon bubble fidget thing because I just couldn't stop messing with shit.

Edit: exact phrasing was "let me go grab you something to play with"

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What's holding up the newspaper?

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