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Also jail time for everyone involved, a guarantee on accommodations going forward or they lose their license to fly in the US, and a video of the CEO dragging their own ass out of a plane shown live on TV.

Call it "Person woman man camera TV" and have those as the things he draws on the walls.

Treats, Pets, and Scratches? On it, boss!

Relevant story time:

One time, as a warehouse manager, I wanted to get the overnight shift some fruit to snack on during the shift. We had like 100 people there. So I drove to a grocery store at like 11PM and bought pretty much all of their fruit. The cashier was extremely confused. Also, I drove a mini Cooper so it was absolutely packed floor to ceiling with apples, oranges, bananas, and some other stuff.

I didn't want to carry it all in so I drove my car into the building at the start of the shift.

So my hundred or so employees show up to work then see me rolling into the building with a mini Cooper just bursting at the seams with fruit. It was a fun way to start the night for everyone.

Hey you're in luck! For just $99.99/mo* we'll remove those ads.

But we'll still collect way more data than you think and in a couple months we'll raise the price for the True Unlimited* plan

**True Unlimited plan has like, so many ads, because fuck you.

You're close. True black, like black text, will use black only. But any slightly off shade of black will combine all other colors to make some kind of grey because if you're using a color printer grey isn't just "less black". You can fix this by either setting your color printer to black only or grayscale, or like you said getting a monochromatic laser printer.

You can legally copy US currency in black and white because, like you suggested, it's obviously not real. So if that's the reason for the micro printing it wouldn't be applicable on a black only laser printer. The original post is also not relevant to your situation at all anyway...

I always remember it because it has the word "position" in it. They're words that describe the "position" of something in location, direction, or time.

I'm going "to" the park. I sat "on" the chair. I'll see you "at" noon.

This reminded me of something. If you ordered diapers from Amazon between 2019-2021 and you lived in the Boston area South of the Charles down to Scituate and the sort labels were placed directly over the baby's face... That was me. I was amusing myself.

The herpes of art supplies.

Everyone talking about how wholesome and relatable this is and you're over here with a stick of deodorant making choices.