The need for self-masturbation (circlejerk) runs strong in people. "Wow, look at my cool new lips/ass/boobs/ink.". Yep, all things that we as a human race should be really proud of ๐.
I wish I lived on another planet, this one never really felt like home anyway.
What is that supposed to mean ๐คจ?
Ah, the mystery deepens!
That is his real name ๐ณ?
Oh please, she couldn't do it not once, not one time, and we've been together for over 15 years ๐. She's just lazy, I know it... she thinks if she can deepthroat that that's all there is to it, just gobble it up, he's a happy guy... having burgers every singled day will make you sick of them, no matter how much you like burgers.
She doesn't even put in any effort any more, I don't know why I even have sex with her... to be honest, I rarely feel like it, I just don't feel arroused.
Yep, actually, have worn female underwear from a friend (we were at a festival, I forgot all of my underwear at home, so I had to handwash the only pair I had and then dry them on the tent in the sun... meanwhile, wearing her panties ๐), so yeah, I know they can be uncomortable... I just kept switching my dick and balls from left to right, had no idea where to place them, they kept comming out from the sides, people laughed ๐ (most knew I was wearing women's underwear).
Quick question, what kind of a name is Elon, it sounds like something taken from a white appliances brand.
"Trust us, once you try the Elon 4000, you won't be able to live without it!"
The G is silent ๐.
It is more comfortable... not that I'd know the difference ๐.
Still, it's niche as far as I know.
Seems right.