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this really happened. (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 year ago by Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fake as fuck. I still giggled.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I doubt every greentext tbh

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yup, but it was fun to read

[–] Azorpa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's true. I was the car.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

More people have personality traits straight lifted from media they enjoyed than people that haven't.

I'm fifty and my "charm your panties off" then "walk away and leave them wanting" thing is straight lifted from a combination of old Robert Redford, Paul Newman, 007, and Steve McQueen movies my uncle had. I was a sick kid, in the hospital all the time for a few years, and I watched those tapes non stop. After I got better and hit puberty, I used my stolen skills and fake confidence to get laid as much as possible. I even started smoking (bad idea) to fully emulate those guys. It worked like a charm. Fake it 'til you make it.

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Pretty shitty kryptonite, "people who watched a fairly popular movie," if you asked me.

[–] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Funny story, but she knew, and wanted to see what he would do.

[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml -4 points 1 year ago

Smh my head the hot waitress was from Baby Driver, not Drive.