this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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@dill@lemmy.one "Scale the Image down and back to full size in a lossy editor like mspaint. Disable uniform scaling so you have to eyeball the aspect ratio."

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[–] iwan2c@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago
[–] ente@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

add an obscene amount of jpeg compression

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Put a bloody pentagram on its forehead!

[–] snor10@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Put some Goddam pepperoni on that pizza!

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Add the "horns" hand gesture, both sides. Because METAL

[–] jetsetdorito@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

More pixels

[–] BitterSweet@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

put “fuck” on one ear and “spez” on the other ear.

[–] Micfoo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Pull it down, flip it and reverse it.

[–] NoFood4u@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] utopianfiat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I am in spain but the a is silent

[–] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

put a small scaled down copy of the current image in the top left corner, serving as a little snapshot of the current state of the image

Rotate it CCW 75.25°

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It needs aliens antennas

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Give it an eyepatch like a pirate.

[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 0 points 1 year ago

Make it hold a join lemmy or duck spez sign

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Draw a penis on it's forehead