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[–] calabast@lemm.ee 55 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The billboard says "You can't hold hands with god whem you're masturbating" but that's wrong. The good Lord gave me two hands after all, in his infinite wisdom.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago

Even with both hands you could make it work

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

If you can't tell for sure if this is fake or not, it's because it's no more stupid than so many real ones.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

White handsome Jesus is always ironic Jesus. Like Buddy Christ.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can’t trademark faith.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 5 months ago

Tell that to every organised religion.

[–] itsralC@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That website is pure gold lmao, they absolutely knew

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I used to live a lie. I was a leader of a Russian Prison Homogang and have once put a 12 gauge shotgun inside of myself on a dare. Brother Lonnie has saved my soul and shown me a new way to live.

Edit: Don’t click any links on the website, a virus warning popped up.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It would be cool if someone distributed a benign virus that just says “hey dummy you need antivirus!”

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Back in the day, that's what many virusses did. They were just made by some kid who wanted to fool around with code. Like cupholder.exe (it's a link to a blogpost)

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s satire/fake ofc. I swear I saw this posted on r/atheism back in 2009.

Wonder if Landover Baptist is still around…

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

2009??!? I’ve been masturbating wrong for 15 years?!?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

the evidence is overwhelming. The doll was created for the sole purpose of masturbation. It has four openings, and three extrusions, making it compatible for male or female pleasure.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

then its technically not masturbation anymore

which means the objective is met

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So how does one get in touch with Jesus?

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Some mental illness probably. Unless you're OK with them not responding, ofc

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

12 dudes camping and traveling. I'm sure Jesus and the disciples didn't even care, just dicks out whenever

[–] firewood010@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Argh! Jesus! Oh no! Jesus!

[–] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Imagine a dutch rudder with Jesus man. Crazy.

[–] toasty_mcboost@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

General Kenobi!

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Beat me, beat me / beat me sexy Jesus