this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Me in 7th grade listing every possible drug in the fucking world to the school nurse and police officer that came to our school to tell us why drugs are bad. My friend learnt the formula of speed if i remember correctly and recited it with a straight ass poker face πŸ’€

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 11 points 5 months ago

That was propably the most funny shit I can even imagine. Great job for this. I bet the officer don't see such stuff that often.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Ass poker, that’s a new one

[–] orwellianlocksmith@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 60 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only one student submitted the assignment and absolutely butchered the spelling so they clearly didn't give a fuck. Nobody else gave a fuck because they didn't submit anything. The teacher stopped giving a fuck and left.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah teacher was hung over and went to go puke.

[–] Butterpaderp@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I wish teachers made enough money to buy themselves alcohol

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Teachers should be smart enough to know that with just some sugar and water you'll have alcohol (yeast is everywhere)

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Psh, maybe the chemistry teacher.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

*me when my sugar wine starts to bubble*

YEAH, SCIENCE, BITCH!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If they didn’t they would go into DTs pretty quick.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What does rushing Dark Templar got to do with that?

I haven't thought of Starcraft for a long time.

I should install and lose another ten years of my life.