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[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

If it actually drives, I'd pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitposts

[-] db2@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

That untempered glass windshield seems like a bad plan though.

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Apple doesn't fall far from the ~~tree~~ horse.

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 32 points 3 weeks ago

This is obviously not a real Cybertruck, the doors line up too much and the wheels aren't stupid as fuck.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago
[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

What a noob, fuel efficiency is measured in inverse hectares.

[-] axsyse@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is valid and I hate it.

Anyway, according to Wolfram Alpha's calculation (because I'm lazy), my car has a fuel economy of 2.126x10^11 inverse hectares

[-] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Probably is more reliable and safer. Especially in the area of cutting fingers off.

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no, you can't beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck.

Kif: Ugh... a Sexbertruck.

[-] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 11 points 3 weeks ago

I think I'd rather own this than the real thing, dangerous glass and all.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

It has Xs in the name, must be the work of Musk.

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Never heard the phrase "X marks the spot"? It's called "predetermined breaking point".

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You mean Fxctory

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Bipta@kbin.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

This guy knows his target audience, just like Elon...

[-] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Limited in every way possible. Sold!

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

Seems legit? Seems?! Looks like the real deal you mean!

[-] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Tired : Cybertruck

Wired: MeatSpaceHatchback

this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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