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I literally pay $100 more to live in a much shittier garage than this...
Rent is getting absolutely disgusting. I was JUST getting a promotion that would allow me to afford a house and then COVID fucked literally everything... The WFH movement started in full swing and bye bye affordable housing... Now I'm permanently locked out of the housing market as a blue collar piece of shit.
The rate of increase is mind blowing. I used to rent a 1br luxury apartment for $1100 back in 2016.
We rented a sizable 2-bedroom apartment in a good area of North Hollywood, CA's arts district for $1200 a month 10 years ago. I don't even want to know how much it's going for now.
About 15 years ago, we had 1200 sq ft apartment with a nice deck that overlooked some woods and ponds at the bottom of the hill. It was $800 a month and we afforded it just fine. Now, I make almost double what I made then, and we live in a 900 sq ft apartment that stares down into a parking lot, has creaky floors, barely functioning appliances, and we pay $2000. The old apartment was $5.2k a month last time I checked (early 2022).
They probably renovated to split it into 2 tiny apartments that they rent for double or triple the price each.
My cousin has a rent-controlled studio apartment in LA that he pays something like $900 a month for. I didn't even know rent control was a thing anywhere in LA but apparently it is and his rent can only go up 2% or so a year. The only negative is that he's basically stuck in this little place for the rest of his life.
Same here, me and my GF make enough money now to afford housing 3 years ago, but now we're priced out of even renting! it's bullshit.
It's so gross that we literally need 2 incomes, sometimes more just to afford a place to sleep... I'm perpetually single so I need to do it all solo. Good luck I hope you guys find something soon!
Gas station attendants could afford houses while their wives stayed at home and did the housework. That's how ridiculous it's gotten.
With kids!
In Switzerland I could kill someone and have a better living arrangement than in this picture (look up swiss prisons)
I pay 1k for roughly 740 square feet / 69 m2. Covid didn't change anything. It's wild that things can be so vastly different for two similary rich countries (I kinda assume the post is in the USA).
I might have to commit a crime in Switzerland. Is criminal tourism such a thing?
This varies widely across the US. Some areas are like this while others have booming economies with plenty of housing. It's a big place.
I'm confused. The WFH movement should be flushing people AWAY from city centers, which should mean less pressure in already expensive areas. That's something that should make affordable housing more common.
Those people go move to the small towns with limited housing, and jack up the prices there. Happened in Ontario, houses are passing a million dollars over an hour away from Toronto, when those houses used to go in the low hundred thousands.
That's the cost of my mortgage, and I have a 6 bedroom house.
How is Wyoming this time of year?
It's actually super pretty. Give me a stable internet connection and I could live in the back woods of Wyoming happily.
It looks like the homeowner is trying to get a renter to pay theirs.
Depending on where it's located, this could be considered a bargain. I've seen basement closets for $700+/month that didn't have windows or a kitchen.
EDIT: I should add that this wasn't in a large city. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1042-Winthrop-St-BASEMENT-Brooklyn-NY-11212/2061307902_zpid/ is an example of $1,200/month in NYC.
I’ve seen basement closets for $700+/month that didn’t have windows or a kitchen.
Huh. Fun fact, the International Building Code is a "model code" that's adopted as the basis for building code by most jurisdictions in the USA. Meaning if you're in the USA it's more likely-than-not code where you live.
Another fun fact: there are egress requirements for basement that contain "sleeping rooms" (R310.1). Essentially, you need a minimum 1 normal means of egress and 1 emergency escape and rescue opening unless the building is equipped with an automatic sprinkler system -- and your local code might have even stricter requirements.
This is a disturbingly common code violation by people trying to rent out their basement. It would be a real shame if someone were to read up on their local code and report suspected illegal basement conversions to local code enforcement or the fire inspector.
I pay almost $2000 a month for a 600-square foot one-bedroom apartment.
Wish I'd bought a house ten years ago.
The best time to buy a house was 10 years ago. The second best time is never, because corporations own them all now.
This kicks ass , but price range doesn't
Lol right? I would love to be able to open up one of my walls on a nice day. But yeah, fuck that price for a garage
I'd be worried about insulation (really worried), but otherwise this would be fantastic as a bachelor pad if it were about a third of the price.
As it stands, what the fuck
Unless there's more shown than in that photo, that's a not a 1 BR, that's a studio. And a crappy and overpriced one at that.
It's very easy to replace a garage door with a wall and a regular door. Unless you don't want people to know about your illegal apartment scheme.
It has a garage!
Unless you can drive the bed, I don't think it's gonna serve very well as a garage.
Totally missed opportunity for a Murphy bed. You could put it up and have room to park.
Landlords are hot garbage.
I remember my 1 bedroom apartment I paid 400 a month on in the early aughts fondly. My rent is almost 2K now.
Easy to move in with such a large door
It only occasionally opens by itself in the night, and not always when a car drives by.
And don't worry about the draft in winter.
Landlords provide housing the same way that ticket scalpers provide concert tickets
I still haven't found the bath... Probably outside
I was guessing behind the door with glass slats on the right, and all it has in there is a toilet.
Come out of the bathroom only in your skivvies to find the landlord decided to open the garage.
Ah, no thank you.
Landlords are garbage.
If this was half the price, I'd be thrilled with a place like this. If it has a bathroom and a Washer/Dryer, it has everything I need and nothing I don't.
We're about 5 mins away from these landlords adding painted stencils to the walls of these units in the "Live, Laugh, Love" font that just say, "Fuck You, Peasant"
$1,200 Christ on a bike the audacity hahaha that's worth like $300 MAX