The bigest problem with communities like this is that it feels wrong to up vote this monstrosity.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
Well, they didn't put carpet on the bathroom floor. But they've arguably found something far worse.
Can’t you just smell the mildew?!
I think you can chew it, at that point.
Mmmm, mildew 🤤
I thought it was concrete at first. Reality is far, far worse.
Concrete can be very slippery when wet. Could be worse functionally even though an aesthetic improvement.
That is repulsive. I bummed a month at a friends house that had a carpet in the bathroom, that was the size of a closet, with no ventilation at all.
it was supposed to be tan.
It was black
What in the fuck
“Relax, unwind, and get naked.”
Could the tub go first?
Imagine the smell. Exquisite
That carpet must be sprouting mushrooms every other week.
The tub is the carpet.
My bathroom and kitchen were freshly carpeted when I bought my house. I removed that shit and replaced it with peel and stick vinyl before I moved in.
I can smell it from here.
My eyes
You’re welcome!