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[–] Bubs@lemmings.world 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's the Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank of course!

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Chally, je t'aime!

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Control over the Hoover Dam?

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 6 months ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Extruded straight from my weiner

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 months ago

What can I say, girls love cockpits

[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 months ago

A (C)redible defense?

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Close support for Ukraine?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Chris Farley, down by the river!

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago

All girls want the cockpit of a heavy strategic airlift asset.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Cat. She wants a cat.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 months ago

Chicken McNuggets

[–] subignition@kbin.social 7 points 6 months ago
[–] maculata@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago
[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Not even holding up the right number of fingers smdh

[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money...

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Those aren't real. The Campaign for Human Rights and Natural Boobs starts here.

[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if I agree with your judgment. I'm going to need to see more evidence.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Like invoices and scars? I'm not saying they're not pleasing, but they're no 1.) a husband washing dishes or 2.) a brand new Patriot missile system being unloaded at an undisclosed location.

[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

No, like I want to see her boobs.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

The world is full of possibilities! Adventure is out there!

[–] TetraVega@lemmings.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When Americans say Canadian bacon do they mean actual pea meal bacon or ham?

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

They mean weird, thin slices of ham.

[–] l10lin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago
[–] andri@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago