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[–] hyper@lemmy.zip 115 points 7 months ago (2 children)

FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Either way he still looks realer

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but I thought only the beard was shopped

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[–] Damage 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not just the beard, eyes and brows

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Damage 4 points 7 months ago

He could always smile. It's just that it's hard for him to do so when not disemboweling anyone.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 66 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.

barking-dogs-barking-4261093109

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Bad advice. My mom's dog has bad separation anxiety. She'd have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store..

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.

[–] arken@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well, I for one want to hear more about your racist dog?

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

It was a Llasa Apso. He was very territorial, would bark at anyone if they came into the house. But if we were walking outside, really only barked at Asian and Black people. I blame his grandparents bc they watched too much Fox News.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I, too, had a racist dog. He didn't like black people. He grew up in small town Canada where there was only one black family and the dad was the garbage man, so I think he developed a grudge against him coming up to the house once a week, doing his business with the cans, and then leaving.

Eventually we moved to a more populated and diverse area and that grudge carried on targeted at any black men :(. I swear he was a good dog otherwise though lol

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a sexist dog. She hates all men other than me.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That’s pretty common. My cat is like that. My hamster was a lady but also a misogynist.

Maybe I’m just a terrible parent.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

... 🤔 .. maybe we will double check first.

[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I'd be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she's their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

She's inviting them in.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And always aim for the brain.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if it's liquid metal?!

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Gunshot and acid

[–] PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Recently I've been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She knows the bigger threat when she hears it

[–] PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 7 months ago

Cluck around and find out!

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 57 points 7 months ago (2 children)

More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 64 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Download the Meta Quest avatar upgrade package now (only $9.99) and your avatar can be adorned!

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.

[–] jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It's getting wild out here.

[–] arken@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he'll float to the ceiling.

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's like someone instructed him to smile and that's the best he could come up with.

[–] jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

This gives me the big cringe

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[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's actually photoshopped

[–] FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Only the beard and stache

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He's been smoking way too much meat.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Eating the sweet ray babies

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Now he looks like he had a failed music career.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 months ago

Bro looks like Logan Paul

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 12 points 7 months ago

Those eyes though...

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Now none of us are safe

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Zuck Fatberg

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

Looks like he got sober

[–] davedap@lemmy.daponline.com 3 points 7 months ago

One strange looking guy 😆

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