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[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

This was great, 'cause just like at work, I thought I knew what he would do with it. But nope!

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The next day:

Product Owner: "We need to prevent the user from yeeting their keyboard across the room. This needs to happen within the current sprint."

Dev Team: "Uhhhh... That's not possible. How would we even do that?"

Product Owner: "How many more devs is it going to take to make it possible?"

Dev Team: "The number of Devs isn't the issue here. This is more of a physics problem."

Product Owner: "Great. Keep me updated on the progress and reach out to the scrum master with any blockers."

Dev Team: Updating resumes in background

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

QA vs first release to customers.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

please use a link/photo post

very funny video tho

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

sure, updated to put the link in the post

this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2024
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