My teenager is going to have to resign himself to the fact that this is Apocalypse’s chair now.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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I have taught my cat that the words "my spot" mean she has approximately 5 seconds to move on her own or I will pick her up and put her on my lap when I sit there. She knows where I sit and where she can sit if she doesn't want to be disturbed.
Sometimes, on the dark of the moon, when the planets align, they’ll actually listen when I tell them “vamanos”.
What brand is that chair? Looks so comfy! Also, your cat's name is amazing
That’s the one!
Seconded on both fronts!
When you bring her to the vet do they address you as "Bringer of the Apocalypse"?
The tech actually cracked a joke somewhat like that at the vet lol. But they love her there she’s honestly a sweet, talkative cuddle bug unlike her sister Abaddon, who doesn’t seem to like anyone but me and dares you to fuck around and find out.
I always just pick up my cat and puting her on my lap after I sit on the chair she was sitting in? Am I doing this wrong?
My cats would become gravely offended if I tried that nonsense with them.
Your cats have a good pet human...
Seconded on the amazing name
You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
I am indeed.
The kitten has priority!