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Aaron Rodgers says AIDS was created by the U.S. government in the 1980s (www.outsports.com)

submitted 5 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

What a loser lol

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This sounds like a guy that sets himself on fire outside a courthouse.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 0 points 5 months ago

You should know: this is in pretty poor taste

[–] spiderwort@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

You people are the drunkest, horniest person at the party. You will do literally anybody. Philosophically speaking.

[–] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago

Glad I never liked him.

[–] testeronious@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

hmm let me guess who he voted for

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This guy wears his own anal sphincter as a necktie. I'm not sure how anyone can hear anything he says.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Who knew that a lifetime of concussions turns your brain to mush?

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