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And I thought having a bathroom supervisor was bad (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

...three.
Before you are permitted to pee.

[–] heyevwebody@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ask me the questions, toilet keeper. I am not afraid.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

THAT'S EASY!!!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My questions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest.

[–] recursive_recursion@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

Well then that's it toilet keeper. I'll go downstairs! I'll use the downstairs bathroom to pee :<

[–] Glitchington@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

"If you wish to empty your bladder, fill my food dish and make me fatter."

[–] JimmyChanga@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Before you piddle, answer my riddle...

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

[–] Kory@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

An African or European swallow?

[–] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Will thou not join us?

[–] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would be honored to join the toilet kitty covenant

[–] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 7 months ago

then thou shall take tis ring and thou shall kill for me.

sorry I don't remember the lines 😅😅

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

How many tickles does it take to get to the orgasam of a butthole...?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 7 months ago

Bathroom what??

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works -1 points 7 months ago

Shiddles