Comic Strips

12638 readers

3786 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author's website, for instance).
The comic must be a complete story.
If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
You may post comics from others or your own.
If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
The comic can be in any language, but if it's not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post's 'body' field (note: you don't need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
Politeness.
Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.

Web of links

!linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
!memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

lawrence@lemmy.world

617

MentalHealthcare_IRL (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

13 comments fedilink hide all child comments

It costs zero dollars to say "it is what it is"

all 14 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I had a really nice young woman knock at my door today. She gave me a really long winded non breaking sales pitch about a charity for the blind. She was asking for donations and just talking and talking about how important it was, how special it was and how good it was to help.

Then she threw in the sales wrap up ..... it just costs a dollar a day to contribute.

$365 a year? I offered $100 instead and then it led into another long sales pitch that there was no alternate option, it was just $1 a day.

I told her she was losing out on the hundred ... she has instructions to just sign people up with their subscription model.

After half an hour of talking I told her I wasn't interested.

At the end of it all ...... I really didn't think it had anything to do with a charity.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And just think how much of that $365 is for her wages.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Honestly sounds like a pyramid scheme.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Zero. Probably a zealous volunteer.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

And to complete the metaphor, the bird steals your wallet after you hug it and reminds you you can cancel, once, 3 days before the payment period begins.

[–] clicklover@fedia.io 16 points 7 months ago

*credit card required

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

*for qualifying applicants, terms and conditions apply

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Unlimited hugs for $14.95 a month?

Well, I, uh… that sounds nice.

[–] elvith@feddit.de 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

* up to unlimited hugs, terms and conditions apply, includes a fair use policy, power users may have additional fees applied

[–] neo@feddit.de 10 points 7 months ago

Hug providers may vary. Thank you for respecting the personal hygiene choices of our employees.

[–] cerement 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

here in the US, we pay for health insurance, not healthcare – to stretch the metaphor, you’re not subscribing for hugs, you’re subscribing for a chance to claim a hug at some future date – if you qualify and you don’t have a pre-existing condition

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Putting it into the metaphor makes it so much worse.

Here, subscribe for a chance to claim a hug in the event you might need a hug, but if you need a special hug you are more than likely not going to get it, and if you have ever needed a hug in the past then you can't get the subscription.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

It's probably worth it