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submitted 1 year ago by tibor@pawb.social to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 71 points 1 year ago

Tastes like null!

[–] whileloop@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I don't have the necessary enzymes to digest this.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Oof, owuchie, my segfault

[–] joel_anderson@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Corn syrup and water.

[–] debounced@kbin.run 16 points 1 year ago

Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Taste the ~~rainbow~~ nothing

[–] PutangInaMo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Stay away from the test_juice and the hello_world_juice though.

[–] taylus@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

404 JUICE NOT FOUND

[–] nekomusumeninaritai@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Whoops, looks like someone forgot to make the base juice class abstract…

[–] happyhippo@feddit.it 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Personally, I'm more of an kinda guy, but to each their own, I guess.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

[–] torafugu@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I prefer Custom_juice.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

If I saw this, I would definitely buy it.

[–] Default@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Drink of champions!

[–] Hexagon@feddit.it -3 points 1 year ago

The texture didn't load