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Surgeons Testing Procedure to Increase Dinner Stomach, Shrink Snack Stomach in Children (www.tattletaletimes.com)
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In a stunning development that is set to revolutionize the way we feed our little ones, a group of surgeons has announced a new surgical procedure capable of increasing the size of a toddler’s dinner stomach while significantly reducing their snack stomach. This groundbreaking medical advancement, known as “Gastric Exchange Surgery,” is being hailed as the answer to every parent’s prayers.

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[–] kwebb990@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd be the first to sign my kids up!

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried not feeding them?

[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

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