this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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[–] s6original@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To boldly go where only one man has come before.

[–] dumbcrumb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

God dammit take my upvote

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe more than one... who knows

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven't slept with my wife in over a year and I still managed to have a baby. Apparently sperm can survive for a long time in the uterus and when this happens the baby's skin gets darker.

[–] Pumpkinbot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Facts. The baby stays in the warm womb longer, thus darkening the skin. It's where the term "bun in the oven" came from.

[–] jkmooney@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know it's a joke but, what's disturbing is that I also know there's probably a market for them....

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus, people actually get off on that 🤦...

[–] RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you're right...

[–] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

A local resident gave police the tip that led to their big bust on Saturday. Inspectors raided a factory outside Ho Chi Minh City and caught workers packing the previously loved condoms for sale, the state-owned Tuoi Tre newspaper reported.

The factory owner claimed she bought the condoms off a man who has not yet been identified, according to reports.

Already glad I ignored hesitation and clicked.

[–] Lapus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] ultratiem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[–] rafa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Considering it's an American brand i would say yes (it's a joke: https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-trojan-preowned-idUSL2N2NF296)

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But washing it ruins the point

[–] variants@possumpat.io 0 points 1 year ago

Can be marketed as spermgenic instead of spermicide, to help conceive

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's called refubrished

[–] NarsilNZ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sloppy seconds in a bag

[–] utopianfiat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] BuckRowdy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

When did they start selling these? Seems like a bargain.

[–] clutchmatic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago