Knock Knock : politicalhumor

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In the future American toilet stalls do not have doors, because we need to make sure the wrong people aren't using the bathroom!

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah... yes, lets bring back Roman public bathrooms...

Who doesn't love staring contests while defecating?

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Should we bring back shared ass wiping brushes too?

[–] serpentofnumbers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's time to adopt the three shells

[–] CileTheSane@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you not using the 3 shells?

[–] serpentofnumbers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know how!

[–] CileTheSane@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Hey everyone! This guy doesn't know how to use the 3 shells!

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

No, please, although bidets in North America would be nice

[+] theceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

piss on her to show dominance

[+] bob_wiley@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] whenigrowup356@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bathrooms in other countries actually don't have this issue and I don't know why people in the US have accepted this norm of terrible stalls that don't give real privacy. There are stalls in other countries that aren't even particularly nice that still have much more coverage so someone couldn't look over/under or through the holes in the door. Demand better bathrooms, America.

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