Dad Jokes

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submitted 6 months ago by FrostyCaribou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was decafinated.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Decalfinated, if you're not going to use decaffeinated. The L is silent.

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 3 points 6 months ago

So baaaaaad!!!!!!!

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”