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[–] Chocolemon@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Yee

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

boy i tell ya i hate nancy

its a beautiful day....yay

[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!

[–] StickyDango@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!

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[–] Panamanap@feddit.de 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One-a day i was going to malta to-a big-a hotel. In the morning i go-a down to eat a breakfast. I tell-a waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast...

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[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

I put a dildo up my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"You make me hold your hand for stupid reasons!"

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[–] kagrocery@midwest.social 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

DOODOOCACA

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Don't remember if it was YTP but "Today's your lucky day." will haunt me until the end times.

[–] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My Birds!

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

BEHOLD IT'S A POTATO!

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