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[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

What native English speaker can possibly think that "my wife and I's" is correct?

[–] FlagonOfMe@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People who had bad teachers and learn it's always "friend and I", or that's all they remember.

But I don't get how they don't know it's wrong when it just sounds so wrong.

[–] infinitejones@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The grammar Nazis will hate me for this but I'm going with "A friend of mine and my wife's" as the least horrible way of saying it.

"A friend of mine booked a table..." - all good

"A friend of my wife's booked a table..." - yep - and check here if you don't like "wife's": https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/a-friend-of-his-wifes.2438592/

"A friend of my wife's and mine booked a table..." - nope

"A friend of mine and my wife's booked a table..." - works for me

[–] janWilejan@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, what is the correct way to write this? "my wife and my friend booked a table" makes it sound like the wife was also involved in booking the table, whereas the original made it clear that just the friend booked the table.

[–] JJohns87@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I'd go with "My wife's and my friend" but I'm no expert.

Just fission

[–] Sinnerman@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They have a number counter at that restaurant that updates every time that joke is made.

(...wait for it...)

But it's actually a count-DOWN.

[–] renrenPDX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

The Final CountDowwwwwwwwn

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It actually serves fission chips.

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

They're delicious, but I should stop eating. I'm already at critical mass.

[–] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 1 points 1 year ago
[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

the nukes they built were fission bombs, but...