Censored with the wrong emoji, should have been 🥵
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This belongs in the "shirts that go hard" sub
Also, how do you link subs in comments on lemmy?
From the New Communities sidebar, with spaces added so you can see the formatting- don't add the spaces:
Please include this following format in your post:
[link text] (/c/ community @ instance. com)
This provides a link that should work across instances, but in some cases it won’t
You should also include either:
! community @ instance .com
or instance. com /c/ community
Here they are without the spaces if you want to copy and paste faster.
[link text](/c/community@instance.com)
!community@instance.com
or instance.com/c/community
Edit: Huh, I guess escaping the symbols in ! Links doesn’t work, at least in voyager’s rendering.
The dream to work for the AMC popcorn toy line that makes $1.46 rubber sleeves and charges $20 a bucket.
I wonder how good it would feel... Asking for a friend
I feel like if you're old enough to have ever had Koosh toys, you can get a good idea of how this popcorn bucket feels.
I think he meant fucking it.
Or did you mean you fucked your koosh ball?
Yes
Why would Mike Stoklasa hide his face?
extra butter please
Those sleeves on the popcorn buckets do look very anal....I'm sure this guy wouldn't be the first to stick his doohickey into one. And guys have been putting their peenies into popcorn buckets since movie theaters started selling popcorn.
Peenies and doohickeys! Doohickeys and peenies! Get yer hot fresh doohickeys with a side of peenies! Only $9.95! Fully loaded with mayonnaise and peanut butter! Limited time only!
I'll take a couple. You can never have enough doohickeys. Do these peenies come with peeny covers?
Those are not sold in my country so I thought "Hmmm, maybe I can get one on eBay for like 30 bucks." They're selling them for $75.
Apparently they go for $25 in the theater, but they are selling online (depending on shipping) for $75 upwards to $1000. I just bought one for $85, hoping it will go up in price as the years go by. I mean - who wouldn't want their own popcorn bucket / official Dune fleshlight.
I just paid $85 (including shipping) for one online. I'm not a huge fan of the movies, but anything that looks like this has got "future collector's item" all over it. And I want one! Just hoping they really go up in value with time.
Fucking legend