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[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 months ago

And all the potatoes have eyes.

[-] Vathsade@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

And the beanstalk

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I never feel ignored on a farm; the corn is all ears.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

There's certainly a kernel of truth to that

[-] udon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What about acorn?

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