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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 11 points 8 months ago

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Don’t worry, it won’t be long before you find this sort of programmer humour more tiresome than charming.

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

You know what they say about people who have gnome on their desktop....they are into the swinger lifestyle.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11727491/Seven-signs-neighbors-think-youre-swinger.html&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjM6oDMu9uEAxUxODQIHTPTDjcQFnoECAwQAg&usg=AOvVaw3BqiGrw9882dd7mN5BTTB9

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 months ago

I mean... if you put it like that..

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait why didn't they keep unpacking the recursive acronym further? GNU's Not Unix's Not Unix's Not Unix's Not Unix I'd say that's a pretty good amount although if there's a mathematical way of formulating the unpacking of acronyms in a text I'd like to see the that repeated until infinity.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i tried that and the stack overflowed

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[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 8 months ago

Engineers and naming things i guess?

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 3 points 8 months ago

It is weird that the one before that wasn't just "single u"

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