this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2024
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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No?

I mean... Yeah, no! Definitely not...

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 22 points 8 months ago
[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Spoken like a 🚫🍌 who has definitely never fucked an onion

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Spoken like a woman who has definitely never fucked an onion

FIFY

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I guess women would have an easier time

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Shrek would like to have a word with you

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Shrek is love Shrek is life

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Don't tell me what to do.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Speak for yourself, carrot fucker.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Alright Ferb, I know what are going to do today!

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Oh baby I can feel your layers

[–] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 8 months ago

Well I know what I'm doing tonight

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Yes I would

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Try me buddy

[–] Binzy_Boi@supermeter.social 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

They should parody things like this in regular human culture

[–] vikingqueef@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'd fuck tor

[–] util@lemy.lol 1 points 8 months ago
[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 8 months ago

Except Father Jun perhaps

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

like tears in rain.