this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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[–] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this cute account also exist on Mastodon somewhere? Someone please help!

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

If you do @handle@bird.makeup, you can follow them by proxy.

[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like to put crunch water in my water to make my water more water.

[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer adding powdered milk to my milk to get 50% more milk per milk

[–] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I do this with my morning coffee when I hit snooze extra times. Just throw a spoonful of instant in my brewed coffee and drink 1 cup. Sometimes with 2 ice cubes so I can consume it quick. Depends how many times I hit snooze lol

[–] darvocet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Are you Xzibit?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

My mostly black dog likes to lie out in the direct sun during the summer for half an hour before coming inside and eating ice cubes at volumes higher than a jet plane taking off.

[–] lhx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

s/crunch/cronch . Missed opportunity there.

[–] bready2die@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

aha! further proof that my dog is not, in fact, a dog!