This is the same person who smugly replies with "Clearly you've never heard of [thing every person has fucking heard of]" or "Today you learned a very important lesson." on some common wisdom that every person over the age of ten possesses.
this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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Clearly it's not. The keyboard only allows him to type "cringe" or "based."
This dude doesn't have the means to be pedantic.
BASED
CRINGE
Don't forget refresh only via F5, and a mouse with only a scroll wheel.
Tbh it's impressive he's telling me to touch grass with this setup.
Oh you think a particular business practice is shitty? You know companies aren't charities right?
I can't touch grass. I'm allergic to it
Allergic cabbage
Every linux user on lemmy
Basically everyone then
Nick Kroll has seen better days.
Why does it matter who says it if the advice is good / bad?
It's me, I'm saying it. The jeans people should touch grass.
Ok.
Yes, I love touching jrass
For me it’s about the nice walk in the jarden.
Bare feet against denim really is fantastic
Keep your fetishes to yourself, thanks.
I'll think about it
Sir, pls step away from the jr ass
I can't step, my denim jeet are stuck in the soil I mean joil.
Now you’ve jone it
Appropriate username
If the person saying it never goes outside and I do every day, it's not good advice. I often get the feeling this is the situation.
People downvoting this need to ToUcH gRaSs
Ok very useful
Thanks
The only thing this guy is telling me is that I'm based or cringe, I don't think he can tell me to touch grass, unless I understand Morse Code
Based, based based based, cringe cringe based, based cringe based cringe, cringe cringe cringe cringe.
Based based cringe, cringe based cringe, cringe based, cringe cringe cringe, cringe cringe cringe.
why does he have peen for hands?
As someone who just told someone to touch grass a little bit ago, I can confirm I mostly look like that but my hairline is more receded and my chest more sunken in.
This is what my Dark Souls characters look like before they obtain any humanity.
I was actually just thinking today that when I get my new L desk at work and privacy screens, I'm gonna get a sun lamp and grow my own grass in a pot on my desk.
I work in IT and taken on a much more removed roll, so it makes sense because I get out even less now.
Oh man we just convinced our boss to let us move out of the basement to a beautiful office with huge windows that wasn’t being used.
I’m getting so many plants!
That's awesome! Do it up! I'm so looking forward to the extra space. I've considered being impatient and taking over the spare desk next to me lol people just keep using it for storage and it's making the big boss twitchy, so it would really be two birds one stone...
There's a pretty wild variety of decorative grasses that'd look kick-ass as an office plant.
I'd wanna try and keep it a native type though, I'm in an industrial setting and our environmental people would probably flip my desk if they caught wind of non-native plant introduction on site.. they're super dire all the time.
All "we need this data for our month end and it hasn't been populating for 3 weeks! The government regulator is going to fine us into oblivion blah blah blah". One time they flipped out because it had been something like 3 months of no data but they didn't tell us until a few days before the current month's due date. Really hard to take them seriously on their issue priorities. But they totally flip my desk for bringing fancy grass lol
Is that moonmoon?
It is MoonMoon.
wtf is a moonmoon
It's a colony that was abandoned early in the Universal Century and who's inhabitants regressed to a hunter-gatherer society.
Ah. Then no, this is no moonmoon.
That's a chudjak, since I'm not a chud this does not apply to me.
OK fine. I went outside and poked at the grass for several minutes. Now what?
Hur-dur you're terminally online. Unlike myself who can quit anytime.
Me when I post on an obscure video games message board 13 hours per day for 10 years and there are still people who don't know gaming is beneath me.
I get the impression though that being interminably online isn't as taboo as it once had been. In my home country, not many children play in the streets anymore. It is a taboo actually if you are not signed up to the latest social media platform.