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[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 62 points 8 months ago

This doesn't read as flirting to me.

You're being too subtle, try to be more obvious about your interest.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Sorry, that was meant for my mum"

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'll try it and report back

edit: doesn't seem to work

[–] sverit@feddit.de 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ausam bobs! Show bobs and vegana!

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

free uggs and ipad

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I see the problem.

You didn't mention her huge mammaries enough.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

real blubber udders

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Too much focus on boobies, you need to also mention vagina

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But you gotta say it like "I bet 💵 U got da biggest vagene eva! Fit more bros than a 🏟️!"

Girls love being told they have a gigantic vagina that multiple guys use at once!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Bigger vagene, noted!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago
[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that the other person replying to you?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't think about it, it's not fake

[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

I wasn't suggesting it was fake at all!

It's written black on white like the Bible, how can it be fake?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Helo baby jirl. Plz send bobs and vagene

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Are you really the police?

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

More police cars and maybe some titty emoticons if you could find something big and round.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Turn your phone off before taking ambien

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Start taking ambien, noted!

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"GORDON, LOOKOUT. HOTTED BOONS UP AHEAD. TITS, BIG ONES."

[–] Lath@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

You should flirt with her mom instead. The jealousy will throw her into your embrace. I saw it in a.. documentary.