Programmer Humor

Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--

https://xkcd.com/327/

Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

I love you so much NullPointerException

fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish

"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other child

Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris?

Elif is a feminine Turkish name :)

You know, OOP in Spanish translates as "Programación orientada a objetos" or POO in case you need it

"Yo shut the fuck up Linked list, you're annoying as hell"

Little baby FORTRAN

A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.

When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: "BYTE!! BYTE!!". People get really scared when this happens 😂

Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.

Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.

"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.

Definitely naming my next dog Byte.

Edit: Petabyte!

Brainfuck

Ah yes Julia, an unreasonably effective name to give your child

Just name your child Linus like we all do...

Just name the kid Basic, hardly worse than the Trahgedhieghs running around today

How could they forget Pascal :/

This reminded me I haven't heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)

As a Python programmer I'll have to name my child Dictionary, of course.

Oh yes, OOP, the namest of names

Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.

Oop

I'm naming mine 1337Code jr

I'm naming my mid Iron Python and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Nothing beats Bobby Tables.

I like "Vectoria".

Eula.

Naming ~~things~~ kids is the hardest part of programming.

Lua

Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.