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Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Running someone over with a train (Factorio)

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Illegal gambling

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Necromancy

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Animal abuse

Cheating at Poker

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Spreading managed democracy.

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

Cheating at poker I guess?

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

Winning the treble with Spurs

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

Stacking up colorful bricks

Animal fighting for money