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Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

I don't know... Majonging?

I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Building code violations (Minecraft)

Overthrowing a mega corporation

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Intergalactic genocide

Punching trees

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

reckless driving

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Do porn games on an old android count?

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods