My brain said no, my dick says yes
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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So its maybe?
Depends on the where the blood is. If the dick has enough extra blood to reach at least half chub its gonna be a yes from me.
God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.
Flashbacks of my high school girlfriend’s braces.
Blow up job ?
Definitely a C 4 effort.
Bite Job
Beetroot job?
I don't get it
Both are characters from Mortal Kombat. The lady (named Mileena) normally wears a face mask, to hide a gigantic gaping maw.
She's got big weird teefers
And more importantly no lips to cover them
Look up mileena from mortal kombat
Did your original post get removed?
Yep, very demotivating when you put all the effort into screenshotting and reposting someone else’s meme and then it gets removed.
Next time poorly photoshop a blahaj in the background and you’ll get top post of all time.
Modlog said it was removed for not having nsfw tag. I guess you could try again?
Weird that they don’t turn on the nsfw tag themselves in an edge case. But their instance, their rules.
I'm not sure they even have the ability. Mod tools are still pretty rudimentary.
In that case it makes sense.
Yeah, it's pretty much only lock or remove for posts.
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196 are actually super toxic in my experience
She's pretty hot, so I'm thinking....maybe??
I'm sure she learned from the first time.
"Mmmmm...that's a good girl."
Dracula
blood job
When she starts chewing and your life flashes before your eyes.
No horse or horse-sized penises where injured during the making of this pic.
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Maybe he just had his period.
196 is very delicate
Reminds me of the newgrounds animation of goth maid BJ.
The what? Link please
OH GOD, IM HAVING A FLASHBACK
Pissposting
Is the joke that she injured his dick with her teeth?
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