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submitted 8 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 42 points 8 months ago (3 children)

People just aren't going to accept his youthfulness until he raps it.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

The election is real soon and my opponent's gonna lose it,
Because he can't handle the rhymes of my hip-hop music.

They say I'm old and tired. Hey, yo, that's really whack!
At most I take my daily afternoon nap, Jack.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If only he could learn to connect with the youth of today!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 8 months ago

Yo, my name is Joe Biden and I'm here to say
I'm the President in a very big way!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

how do i reach these keeeeds

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 1 points 8 months ago

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

[–] BackwardMonkey@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, maybe wearing a baseball cap backwards will do the trick?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

"Howdy, fellow kids."

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

This changes everything!

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Hmm, yes.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Hey, at least we have Harris if he dies. With Mr 91 indictments, we might not be so lucky.