if you hand me my glasses like that i’m going to cry
and if you touch my guitar like that you’re going to die
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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You're fine with the orange juice and camera?
Hmm, hand flavoured juice.
That was just water, the color is from their fingernails.
Out of all the things you could've said, you chose to say that.
Out of all the things you could have chosen to say, and you decided that. I hope you stub your little toe twice today.
"Here, have some orange hand juice! Tastes finger lickin' good!"
you have a point, those are equally disgusting
The third image reminds me of the following wise words:
“Always carry a microfiber cloth with you“ -Steve Jobs
I always carry my shirt with me
Personally I always carry my shirt ON me, but you do you, I guess 🤷
Soft paper tissues work just as well in my one year experience of owning glasses.
I always feel like I’ll end up scratching them with paper tissues lol
That's what I thought too, but I used the super soft ones and surprisingly they work super well.
Oh damn will definitely try it out…after I recover from this trauma you have caused my brain 🤣 ugh the juice makes me so uncomfortable
You're welcome 😁
“Don’t forget to bring a towel” -Towelie
If someone did that to my guitar I would punch them
Pic 1 is a bit of a stretch. You'd have to be highly regarded to grab a glass like that
Highly regarded like the mayor? Like a pillar of the business community? Like Ke$ha?
kesha could survive the public backlash for the glass
It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass a glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.
That is hard to look at.
💀
Hands knife back blade first
Fun fact: amongst olden European nobility, handing someone a knife with the handle first meant that you wanted them to use it to kill themselves. Then again, they didn't actually hand each other knives that often afaik 🤷
It makes me feel uncomfortable
You're haha on it because it's funny, but a couple weeks ago my friend gave me an empty glass like on the first picture for sure, and he was totally fine.
Are pic 2 and 3 not the same? Don't touch the lenses
I am often a victim of number 3, especially, with my young kids around :(
Sweet Jesus 😬😬😬😱
dear god
It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass an glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.
New fear unlocked
This just feels wrong
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