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submitted 1 year ago by Napain@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] nuzzlerat@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Normalize software letting you fuck around and find out

[–] OrangeXarot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

sudo rm -rf *

~ $

[–] nuzzlerat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Me when I write the command to burn down my entire computer and it does exactly what I asked it to

[–] ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I did exactly this a few months ago on my NextCloud instance. Much sad ensued that evening.

[–] ccf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

this is why i always press tab to expand any * i type

[–] Alphadef@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

We're about to find out

[–] squilox@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Krieger you are my muse

[–] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

yeah well NPM, it's either this or I nuke the very ground you're standing on

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Spoiler: I don't