this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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[–] sedawk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It could have just said: c++ programming for masochists.

[–] einsteinx2@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

It could have just said: c++ programming

[–] McSquanch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This one hit close to home, better not awaken anything in me…

[–] illiterate_coder@lemmy.hobbyhorse.dev 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Functional programming in C++ is just a few classes and macros. Real masochism would be functional programming in C.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about some object oriented programming in C eh?

[–] guildz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At what point do you end up re-inventing c++?

[–] szederz@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I ended up reinventing Rust