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[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Me with the exact opposite problem . Also people don't think i am mysterious they just think i am an asshole which is fine by me.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

I'm right there with you. I'm generally quiet around new people because I want to get a feel for them. So my silence plus my resting bitch face means most people see me as an asshole until I get comfortable enough to speak casually.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have removed the uncivil comments in this discussion. Please remember rule 1 and keep it civil.

Not you, THE MASTERMIND. You are fine. And I think you're mysterious! You are a puzzle for me to solve and I am terrible at solving puzzles so it will probably take me a long time to think about until I forget about it tomorrow.

It's not your fault. You have resting enigma face.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 3 points 8 months ago

Thanks 😂

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel called out by this.

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, it's a function of my ADHD/anxiety.

[–] farfarawaay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

A real human bean

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me when I try to be silent and mysterious

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

His eyes hold a glint that could be a concealed wisdom or a harbinger of thoughts best left unspoken. The shadows seem to cling to him, as if drawn by the gravity of a story untold. The mustache above his lip is a deliberate mark of distinction, setting him apart, a relic of another era perhaps, or a choice that defies the norms.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

You ain't gotta call me out like that

[–] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Okay you got me

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Ouch. No need to get personal.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 9 months ago

At least you still have your sweet scorpion jacket.

[–] victron@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

Mfw I realize I'm not him fr fr no cap