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Another scorcher today Melburnios ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

just had to add some cardboard boxes and another blanket over the window in the study. Rest of the house is ok but the study is struggling. I feel for those without AC today, this is pretty warm!

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[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Just looked at the bom website - Melbourne's forecast top temp is the highest in Australia ...

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Strange sleep utterance of the day: people are all duct tape

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So I've been finishing all the half watched movies and yesterday it was In Bruges.

More than half way thru and I'm thinking, Wow, I've never seen Liam Neeson so good in a role, it's like he's really acting. It was Ralph Fiennes. ๐Ÿคช

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (6 children)
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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Fakken ants are doing my head in. Anyone got recs for pest control companies?

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[โ€“] bananafungus@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Kind of happy to be spending the day in hospital just for the air-conditioning! Poor housemate was cranking the evaporative cooling as I was walking out the door.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Heh...

dins

Chives are $5 extra at a restaurant easy.

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Grackle@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

Cool change is here ๐ŸŽ‰

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I got given some used items from work, some cushions and a seemingly very big expensive bean bag that I'll need to wash before using.

I barely managed to fit the bean bag into my back boot of the car, I have feeling that it's going to be way too big for my place but it might be nice to be able to lean back into a bean bag.

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (11 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pancakes with bacon and maple syrup, and hot coffee please. Gotta carb load before it gets too hot to eat, or my brain will cease functioning. If it hasn't already.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (13 children)

How do you buy a house? Real question.

It seems like 8000 steps all of which cost money before you even look at a place, let alone start installing petunias.

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Step 1 - sort the money - talk to bank about borrowing limits, knowing that these can change in a blink of the eye. If you can get a guaranteed borrowing amount GET THAT IN WRITING and the expiry date. Step 2 - look at houses available. Set up list of criteria in 4 sections - 1) Must have 2) Nice 3) Nice but can do without 4) Dealbreakers. Get agreement from spouse and kids on these. Step 3 - identify possible purchase. Then get council reports, engineering reports, architectural reports - and any other reports you think apply like flood prone land, possible future freeways, asbestos and other soil contamination etc. They are cheaper than remedial works - trust me on this. Step 4 - start negotiations. If the house needs essential work, an estimate of price of the work (not from the REA) should form part of your calculations. If they want the $$ fast, expect to get a substantial discount for settlement in less than 60 days. Don't allow REA to panic you into a fast decision. You might want to employ a purchasing agent - they charge a fee but do Steps 2, 3 & 4 for you once they have your criteria. As these are the difficult bits, this might be time/hassle effective.
Step 5 - pay up. Step 6 - move in.
Step 7 - discover all the stuff that you should have done in steps 2, 3 and 4 above. Scream and regret not having a father/brother/sister/cousin with electrical/gas fitting and other general trade qualifications. Step 8 - install petunias

Source: purchased just before the pandemic. Yes I did employ a purchasing agent cos I was ignorant/out of date of all that stuff. Seamless experience which I recommend. They even went to the auction and bid for me (within the limits I'd set) so I didn't have to panic about that either.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Talk to your parents and sibs.

See how much assets the family owns.

Discuss if you want share buying a house, if anyone is up for being a guarantor, if they will help with deposit.

See how much you can repay every month.

Organise first home buyer benefits.

Look at houses that are way less than you can afford. This way you won't be too stressed.

Try to buy something built in 60s or 70s, even if it's in a crappy suburb. Be close to PT, hospitals, schools and parks.

Aim to live in the house your whole life if possible. Buying and selling , stamp duty, is a terrible waste of money.

Make sure you have money for maintenance.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™ll stop you at 1.

Zero speaking terms.

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Come on cool change...

[โ€“] Mittens_meow@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

Cat has gone back to sleepโ€ฆ meanwhile Iโ€™m struggling to stay awake and work.

Fingers crossed the weather isnโ€™t too nasty today, worried about fire more than power outages

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