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Another scorcher today Melburnios πŸ”₯

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[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Good luck tonight everyone. Especially to those of us who can't open windows because their cat will destroy the flyscreen...

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah, you’ve been here then

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[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Did you guys see about the scientists who had managed to actually weigh a rainbow? It was pretty light

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago (4 children)

About to get up a ladder and clean some gutters but....

Spoke to the old man last night and was reminding me about the ambulance vic subscription.

Then he decided to tell me about one of his buddies who recently had a fall off a ladder.

Apparently he fell backwards and his leg got caught between 2 steps quite high up, leg snapped in half and he was just dangling there until his wife found him an hour later.

Fucking nightmare fuel really bad timing.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Ouch. People do get very blase about ladders and disregard the risks involved. It's also something that people insist on doing when they become too old to do so safely (like driving). Stubborn old men who insist on climbing on the roof are a fairly frequent category of rescue the Fire Brigade go to, when said stubborn old main realises they can't get down again or have a medical episode from the exertion of climbing up.

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[–] wscholermann@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I'm convinced that all CEOs and those in equivalent leadership positions are psychopaths and it's only a matter of degree as to how strongly they show those traits.

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

I think there's a study that shows a greater concentration of sociopaths in executive level positions.

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[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At long last after weeks of procrastination I took my haul of manzano chillos from the fridge (and washed off some fuzzy growth...) and a head of good garlic and made this forbidden smoothie

Chucked it into an ice cube tray to make little cubes for wintertime pasta/stir fry.

Also took the uselessly spicy Thai chillis and blitzed it with ginga, garleck and little red shallots plus some lime joos, and dried shrimp, fried it all in oil. THIS thing is almost unusably spicy. I hope it mellows out over the next few weeks. attention @Bottom_racer

hawt hawt hawt

RIP my fingers though, I was doing well until I got some spicy oil on one hand.

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[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I forgot to water the plants all of yesterday because I was in the shittest mood/energy so when I greeted them this morning I felt a wave of resentment radiating from their wilted leaves. I will promise to give them a supplemental water as needed today.

This motherfucker is just growing like there's no tomorrow though, ever since I put it in a pot with a water reservoir. Time for a big chop tomorrow, freeze the leaves for use over winter, hopefully the new growth will stabilise over the next couple months.

healthy boia highly vigorous curry leaf plant

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[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Oh bad fire up around Beaufort :-(

EDIT: Western highway closed and VLine suspended both ways from Ballarat <-> Ararat. Vic emergency link if anyone needs it https://www.emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/

[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

Yeah just saw this image from my relatives all the way in Delacombe. Looks worse than last week's fire around Burrumbeet or wherever it was.

Really glad we've had no bushfire smoke in Melbourne so far, although my air purifier is sitting pretty

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I know one of those blokes that has gone missing in Sydney... It is not looking good for them at all. :(

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Oh jeez. πŸ«‚

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (12 children)

We've been invited to a wedding but the reception joint was set on fire last night. Interesting. More to come.......

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[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago

Godspeed to those of us with warmer than expected rooms

[–] bull@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Ain't no thang like a chicken wang!

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[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

New computer parts arrive today and it'll be too hot to do computer work.

I got this massive tempered glass computer case as a gift and let me tell you it isn't worth it.

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was going to talk about my feelings, but deleted it. I don't care, everything will be fine. Ugh

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[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are everyone's pets basically puddles of fur from all this heat?

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[–] wscholermann@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Prime minister on the radio basically admitting he would never force Coles or Woolworths to divest, but said oh we've got an inquiry, oh we are looking at mandatory code of conduct with penalties.

Cut the shit that is fiddling around the edges. And breaking up large companies is not a Soviet policy. If anything it's a pro capitalist policy by returning to a more balanced market with greater competition.

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't see what an inquiry is going to accomplish, just confirm what we all knew all along and make them do nothing to help?

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bill and Ted are having a great time hunting crickets. :)

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[–] bull@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Just a quick reminder that Saturday (and every February 24) is International Coriander Hatred Day for those of us who celebrate it.

Fuck coriander πŸ–•

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I feel sorry for the soap people.

Losing the genetic lottery is just unfair.

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Dearest Vietnamese Ice Coffee,

My love for you is unbridled and everlasting.

Forever yours,

UMG

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

Just got an email from ex-work asking me to return a whole bunch of equipment: monitors, mouse, keyboard, adapters, USB hub, etc.

I can't even, they don't even keep track of what they've given out?? I only took the two adapters and the USB hub because I have a dual monitor PC set up at home already. Mentioned this to them a thousand times, and they think I took monitors, a keyboard and mouse home on PT?? As if I would use their crusty keyboards over my mechanical one haha

Good grief, I was slightly regretting leaving (I shouldn't, I was suicidal) but I'm certainly not now.

I'm not going out today, so they will have to wait till Friday or Monday.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m not going out today, so they will have to wait till Friday or Monday.

OR: Counter proposal: How about they go suck a dick?

I dont think legally you can withhold pay over equipment. or so my HR tell me so I just watch laptops basically walk out the door everytime we hire someone and they quit inside a month.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (7 children)

34 outside, 23 inside, zero grid usage. 'twas priciest part of the reno but zerooooo regrets.

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[–] ReadEverything@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

Mostly passively cooled house 24.7 degrees, outside 31.6, still bearable inside. We have no A/C, only cooling is ceiling fans and curtains on only 6 out of our 30 windows. I’m glad we aren’t having too many hot days in a row this summer.

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

No homebrand soft drinks for a hot day :(

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fuck! Shattered tooth. All the bad dreams are true

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[–] Grackle@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rain has just hit Fitzroy. Not sure how long it will last.

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[–] Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Not me wondering why aircons aren't minimum standards for all rentals. Cat threw up four times last night because she just can't cope.

When the cat can't cope, there's a big fucking problem - they're desert animals!

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was sleeping ok until someone came into my room asking if they should stay home from school today. We need to have another talk about not disturbing mother unless there's a fire. 😑

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

-starts fire-

mum can i stay home today

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

I may eat my words, but I'm not too phased by the heat until it kicks over 40.

I have secured a date with the God Emperor in March.

Bless the maker and his water.πŸͺ±

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

I'm so sweaty 😭

[–] Mittens_meow@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Power out already sigh….

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[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Just looked at the bom website - Melbourne's forecast top temp is the highest in Australia ...

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (4 children)
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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Followed up a package which I hadn't received. Apparently was posted yesterday, so now I am in a state of anticipation. Pakige.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (8 children)

So I've been finishing all the half watched movies and yesterday it was In Bruges.

More than half way thru and I'm thinking, Wow, I've never seen Liam Neeson so good in a role, it's like he's really acting. It was Ralph Fiennes. πŸ€ͺ

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Fakken ants are doing my head in. Anyone got recs for pest control companies?

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